Compu$erve Censorship

alt.sexy.bald.captains ... banned!

Jean Luc Piccard Star Trek's
`sexy bald captain'
Jean Luc Piccard
Jean Luc Piccard
``Number one, make it so.'' ``Warp Seven. Engage!''

CompuServe claims the Usenet newsgroup alt.sexy.bald.captains violates German law.

As far as we know, Patrick Stewart's overacting is not a crime.